69 Dirty Talk Messages to Awaken Textual Life

The ability of ANY text messaging on the planet is something new and creates relationships that have never been used before … the ability, if our lovers are separated from us.

Now the hard part is self-seeking creativity and being erotic. While sometimes it shakes the tongue and thinking, what to say, is simple enough. At other times you can get a sexy message and be amazed at how to react.

Below is a list of dirty talking messages that should be used if you do not see the person you want and your goal to figure out and they really can not get you right now.

Some of these dirty conversations are fun, some are serious, so use them wisely and do not use them randomly. Sometimes humor when you are seriously chatting with sex can spoil the mood. Hello. I'm horned

2. Just thinking about how fantastic you are. And how wonderful I am. Connect!

3. If you were the new hamburger in McDonalds, then McSexy would be you.

4. You're so sexy!

5. Now I want you NOW.

6. The idea of ​​turning me back!

7. Can you send me a picture to show Santa what I want for Christmas?

9. I'm looking forward to meeting you later

9. Too hot or

10. I love your body

11. I thought for you EVERY day

12. You want me to do the wrong things for you … and I;)

13. I'm so h * rd / w3t now

14. Whatever I would with you now!

15. Later I'll wait for you … naked;)

16. Whatever you do what you want

17. The fact that I do not know you now will cause me, that you want more.

18. What can he do to me?

19. I've never been someone like this

20. I never wanted someone I want

21. You're as hot as me 🙂

22. Nobody likes me!

23. I want you so bad that I do not notice anyone else.

24. I've never met anyone who has me like you! 19459002

25. The most beautiful on $$ on the planet, right?

26. Hey, I just realized, but it's very similar to your next friend / friend.

27. What are you wearing?

28. Your body makes me happy

29. I do not wear underwear … maybe I can wear it later

30. Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart

31. Please be the slave tonight?

32. Do you know that your hair and pillow are perfectly aligned?

33. God should have been in a very good mood on the day we met

34. I think I can sleep with you in bed. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. I wonder what our children will look like

37. I would like to name you orgasms more than once

38. I'll have to cook for dinner when you cook me breakfast.

39. There's a condom with your name.

40. Imagine this to me, me, bubble baths and a bottle of champagne.

41. What do you like for breakfast?

42. Why did not you surprise your roommate and do not come home tonight?

43. One night you buy me?

44. Can I buy you a drink or just want money ?;

45. Do not be so picky … I was not! Just joking, I love you

46. You want me. I smelt.

47. Damn ….. your ass is fine! Would you like to visit mine?

48. You're like pizza. Even if you're bad, you're good.

49. I could lose my wallet just to see it now

50. I'm one of those "can do whatever you want moods" bad that you are not here

51. Is there some raisins? (No.) Then what about the date?

52. The milk is good for the body, but how much did it drink?

53. Do you sleep in your stomach? (yes / no) Do I know?

54. You're so beautiful!

55. Do I say what Déjà vu last night again?

56. Hi. My name is (name). Tonight I'll be playing.

57. You virgin? (No.) Prove it!

58. My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling …

59. So what do you think of me last night? Is it awesome?

60. You're on my list of things tonight.

61. O GOD! OH MY GOD! Just practice;)

62. Do you know how to use a whip? hehe

63. I'm drunk 🙂

64. Did anyone tell you that you want to sleep with me? I thought you knew it.

65. Hey babe, you want LUCKY!

66. Is your place or mine?

67. You came home with me tonight (Jedi mind trick)

68. I'm blurry, do you think you can make up for it?

69. Just looking for a friend with benefits (Uhm?) No sex. A car, nice stuff, etc. Take your consciousness out of the eaves.

As we have always been very entertained by the list. We know you missed some great dirty talk lines, so please share your opinion with some of your favorite messages.

Source by Evan Michaels

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